3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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