i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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