k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Terrible idea I love it
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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