I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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