Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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