please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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