my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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