I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He? As in you personified your dick?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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