Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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