I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
The air taste purple.
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