You work out of a Hotel?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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