I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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