i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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