It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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