She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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