do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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