Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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