She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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