i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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