Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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