2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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