OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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