I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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