how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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