People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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