North Korea, Best Korea!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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