I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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