Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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