ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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