ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
