why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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