even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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