I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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