it wasn't lemon gatorade
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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