I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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