I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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