Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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