I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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