You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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