His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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