Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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