It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Randomize
