i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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