Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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