That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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