Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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