i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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