apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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