Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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