doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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