With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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