What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
it glows. i had to have it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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