He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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