I'm drive I can fine osifer
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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