And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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